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The Evolution of Every Programmer's Relationship

Posted by Johnnie Sanchez on 2015-12-22   So you're a genius at coding. But women still mystify you. Don't worry; it happens to the best of us. Eventually you'll figure it out (find out her equivalent of a semi-colon and add it in). But it won't always be easy...especially when your first love gets in the way.  1. When you have a crush.    2. When you're single.    3. When you finally score a girlfriend.   4. When someone finally agrees to marry your nerd butt.     5. When you're working on a project and she just don't understand.   6. Your life long lesson.   

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10 Memes to Soothe You When You're Trying to Figure Out Bad Code

Posted by Johnnie Sanchez on 2016-01-05   You've been banging your head against the wall with a coding project. Or worse, someone else's whack coding project. Take a break from it and sooth your soul with memes that completely get the hell you're in. My favorite meme is #8! What's yours? Tweet us your favorite!   1. So disturbing.   2. *Shrugs*   3. When someone destroys your masterpiece.   4. What you're thinking while fixing some amateurs code.   5. *Squintie eyes*   6. Come out come out wherever you are!    7. He ain't joking.    8. PREACH.   9. But remain confidant!   10. And always remember:

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